Tuesday, 5 June 2012

Laser Beams : Paralax.

Concave reflectors can be utilised when the source is centred at the focus point. This effect can be used when a parallel beam is needed. The "cat" can testify!  Yet, when incurring such an extreme form of Reality- perhaps a unified multiverse, would & could cause a calamity within a paradox & so on, so probably is best left undone : ask Scrodinger's "cat" : this "experiment" has been tried out in "reality" to disastrous effect. 
   Quantum mechanics state a postulation that if followed correctly, predicates that if the constant (speed of light ) was exceeded, then a whole rift would tear through the fabric of Time- as we know it. So? & Now? Theory exists for the purpose of illumination & the great aRt is in not being blinded (by the science) or hoodwinked by facades of incredible strangeness & quark+charm+glamour hunting. Where wAs I? Oh! Parabolic mirrors! Yes! If you feed the input with the same input, you will get an engagement of the Feedback Syndrome (looping), within which, you will find images that repeat as in  say, Fractals'.  
    In our dreams we can glimpse the "UN-reality " of such environments. I digress but, we must be wary of things that can destroy us.  Parallel beams can & should enable Mankind to "beam" matter in one state, to matter in another place or Dimension. But, what if you put in a hat, then sent it to say, our nearest habitable planet? Maybe it may result in relation to the "being" or essence of the Thing: sensors are out- messages are incoming!  E.G. if an object is moving in front of you then it will appear to manoeuvre swiftly, while the same object will move more slowly as you navigate away from it- The Parallax Viewpoint. Ergo, said "hat" could terminate its bon voyage as an umbrella; given the phenomenon thus forged.  Keep'emPeeled. 

Wednesday, 30 May 2012

Football Hooligans


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Adolf Hitler(Ego-Maniac) - Schalke: The Fuhrer was reputedly a fan of Schalke, who won the German title six times while Hitler was in charge of Germany. So we checked and double-checked whether the club board between 1933 and 1945 had named a stand the 'Führer Stand', yes they did.
Idi Amin(Sub-Human) - Hayes FC: The Ugandan dictator became a fan of Hayes as a result of his years spent in the British army (in which he served for 15 years) where he was deeply impressed by a colleague who constantly talked up the achievements of the non-league West London club. The fool believed it.
Colonel Gaddafi(Idiot) - Liverpool: Among the artefacts found after the fall of the Libyan leader was a Liverpool shirt signed by then players, leading some to claim that Gaddafi was a fan of the Reds. The idea isn't actually all that far-fetched: One of Gaddafi's sons, Al-Saadi Gaddafi, was seen regularly in  The Kop.
Radovan Karadzic(Tin-Pot Nobody) - Inter Milan: The Bosnian Serb war criminal was a fan of the Serie A giants due to their signing of Serbian players Sinisa Mihajlović and Dejan Stanković. His nephew sold a story to an Italian newspaper recently that while Karadzic was still a fugitive he risked arrest by going to watch matches.
Osama Bin Laden(Rich&Insane) - Arsenal: Rumours claim that the Al Qaeda chief and mastermind of the 9/11 attacks became a fan of the north London club after watching matches at Highbury several times while visiting Britain & planning terrorist attacks.  He is also said to have bought one of his sons an Ian Wright replica of a wax dummy. Seemingly  at one point, Gunners fans took his supposed fandom well by creating a special chant: "Osama, woah-oh / Osama, woah-woah-woah-woah / He's hiding in Kabul / He loves the Arsenal."
General Franco(Onanist-chronic) - Real Madrid: The Spanish fascist leader was renowned as a fan of the Madrid club, so much so that the club came to be regarded by many almost as the official side of the regime and were referred to openly as 'Franco's “moustachioed” team'. Yet it didn't start out that way: Franco originally supported Real's arch-rivals Atletico Madrid, originally an army side, whom didn’t approve of facial hirsutism!Believe it so, and in fact his later support of Real was as much a case of the dictator jumping on the whiskers bandwagon than to bask in the club's glory in the early days of the European Cup, which they won the first five times it was played from 1956-1960.
Benito Mussolini(Who ate All the Pies?) - Bologna: The Italian fascist dictator was a staunch Bologna fan ( & he was full of Baloney ) from the time they were formed in 1909; the side thrived after he came to power in 1922, winning the Italian title in 1925, 1929, 1936, 1937, 1939 and 1941. Indeed, the club's neo-medieval stadium was heralded by Il Duce as a symbol of his beliefs, calling it, "a shining example of what can be done with a huge bowl & ingredients for making BIG PIES!”.  
Josef Stalin (Mass-Murderer ) - Dynamo Moscow: The club was set up by one of Stalin's most loyal (and feared) henchmen, KGB chief Ivan The (not as) Terrible(but still quite bad) Beria, and was effectively KGB United for several decades. Football was a big deal to Uncle Joe: when the USSR lost an Olympic match to Yugoslavia in 1952, a furious Stalin ordered the army's CSKA Moscow team (which had supplied most of the players) to be sent to Siberia to his “holiday” camps.
Nicolae Ceausescu (Anal Retentive) - Steaua Bucharest: The Romanian side was actually owned by the national army prior to the 1989 revolution, and Ceausescu supported and enabled the enforced hairstyle of the players - among them Gheorghe Hagi and Gheorghe Popescu  without the agreement of either the players or  original clubs.: remember the forced front combed look? It was a policy that helped Steaua win the league for six consecutive seasons in the 1980s, collect the European Cup in 1986, and set a European record of 104 matches unbeaten in the league. With those hair-do’s , you couldn’t blame ‘em! Keep’emPeeled.

Punk Scooter (drive-by)

Punk Scooter (drive-by) Imagine -aPunk & his gal doing a drive-by shooting a pump action shotgun ainto massed Yuppies @canarywharf? Keep'emPeeled.

Sunday, 27 May 2012

Kuiper Belt

The Kuiper belt is a region of the Solar System beyond the planets extending from the orbit of Neptune (at 30 AU) to approximately 50 AU from the Sun. It is similar to the asteroid belt, although it is far larger—20 times as wide and 20 to 200 times as massive. It consists mainly of small bodies, or remnants from the Solar System's formation. While the asteroid belt is composed primarily of rock, ices, and metal, the Kuiper objects are composed largely of frozen volatiles, such as methane, ammonia and water. The classical (low-eccentricity) belt is home to at least three dwarf planets: Pluto, Haumea, and Makemake. Some of the Solar System's moons, such as Neptune's Triton and Saturn's Phoebe, are also believed to have originated in the region. Since the belt was discovered in 1992, the number of known Kuiper belt objects has increased to over a thousand, and more than 70,000 KBOs over 100 km (62 mi) in diameter are believed to exist. Pluto is the largest known member of the Kuiper belt, if the scattered disc is excluded. In Pluto's honour, the four currently accepted dwarf planets beyond Neptune's orbit are called "plutoids". Keep'emPeeled.

Thursday, 10 May 2012

Innuendo. or a spot of poetry

Truth, like Religion, is not that which we preach or proselytise 
But that whilst in our present form, do as in prevaricate then postulate , fall then die. We are weak men, prone to the Evils of Satan's will.
So, help me Lord! Amen. As the beat beat beat rages! &,...
In mans'(sic) soul resides. A beggar & a Madman with all of his friends &' much else besides. Cheer & jeer as they are inclined, @the-moment.com W-O-=wow! 
Someday, Prevail! Hearty Folks, & gladly cheerful chaps & lasses?
One last dance? 'fore the SandMan sails. Off to the Nether-World of Gray. Thence we 'come Lost with the Last Infra-Ray. 

Wednesday, 2 May 2012

forward 4 'arry!

Enland had it all- all they had to do was give the job to Harry Redknapp! what was England's greatest victory?
When King Harry beat the Frogs! English FA- a clue from history. Agincourt- Henry the 5th ( known as " Harry " )- England's greatest victory by far : without this heroic victory, French would be THE lingo. Bon jour, mon amee, je suis perdu-etc! The English FA has went cheap! Another 42 years await without a trophy. Unless..? Keep'emPeeled.

Tuesday, 1 May 2012

Big Hi 'atcha my droogs of superbnocity! Been 'at it 2mucho off late. astronutter.com has been snaffled up by the Corp's but many copycUnts have made 4 nU ID. On MySpace ye may find a NYC punk outfit called Astro-Nut that are extremely irritating (so go have a listen ). & which seems de rigueur there is an Astro-Nutty recipe site ( see also Sex Pistol Sauces; Punk related-et al. Asides from the mOondane of my
prerogatives what wonders be, on setting sail from there to 'ere? Travel can broaden the mind but,. U leave an ass ye shall return as one,.. mUzaK NOW!!!, Keep'emPeeled.

Thursday, 26 April 2012


SABOTAGE! New adress for this blog is- http://astronutter.blogspot.co.uk/
Dirty creeps R stealing my name & kukUdos-kAriZma; jumping on MY bandwagon. ORIGINALS-It is always thus-montaini semper liberi. Keep'emPeeled.

Sunday, 18 March 2012


BlackDonalds! Folks, Get down to the next show, it'll be a Whammeroony! 2nite Bass-man Terry was a green, white & orange Groove-Pope( ya had to see it!), Far-Out! NuB Mat( guitarist )played with a ferocity that reminded me of Bruce Watson( Skids, Big Country )& Tom was a blistering belter of all things with a skin. Jammy, as usual (the Suave Sophisticate ) charmed the guys & gals with his androgenous good-looks & Frontman effortless demeanour. Due to Council Reg's the sound had to be under a certain Db limit predicated by the late time-slot. Ergo- not quite right. BlackDonalds need to ROCK! & Loudly!!! Volume is paramount at this stage of the boys career. If anyone out there from a record company that's willing to bring some Soul back to the charts, beat a trail down to this gang! BlackDonalds R The Bees-Knees! Keep'emPeeled.

Monday, 5 March 2012

Andromeda (chained lady& Perseus(chained really). Ptolemy! Monsters gods et al (sic) sacrifices blah-p' flies by on a flying horse with the head of medusa with the snakes etc & sea monster is a stonerd(zonked)., then depending on many factored in endings, Hell! It's the Beginning! Alpheratz, Sirrah. Big star(binary) close to(inside) Pegasus

Andromeda (chained lady& Perseus(chained really). Ptolemy! Monsters gods et al (sic) sacrifices blah-p' flies by on a flying horse with the head of medusa with the snakes etc & sea monster is a stonerd(zonked)., then depending on many factored in endings, Hell! It's the Beginning! Alpheratz, Sirrah. Big star(binary) close to(inside) Pegasus
Frederiks Glory & honors! There be a deep-sky object, a spiral galaxy! Anyway,u get meteor showers that, studying the trajectory, defined evidence that they came from thence. If captured the knowledge gleaned from said meteorites could make us Immortals. Look if this, material could travel at such speed, through Space & Time-to arrive in our part of this galaxy, it predicates some serious questions, & postulates a whole new ball-game regarding Einstein & the Quantum Jumpers. Add the bourgeois &. U get a Big Mess! Yet an OK one- provided U wanna Live 4evR? Keep'emPeeled.


Sunday, 4 March 2012

Fly Buy Knights

There Have been people in my life in recent years who had too much influence on my life. If you have planned too much of an important role to find out (when they meant nothing to me).& it's all a tradegy thatvthey were/are the big influence on my life. which is disgraceful. These fly by nights that ruined my sense of purpose. Curs & scabrous BoozeHounds! Keep'emPeeled.


Friday, 2 March 2012

Fugazi Cops

Idiots' R EveryWhere.dumb Half of Da Vinci's works were used to make pulp for virgin paper. The owner had hoarded them in his attic then died with no-one who knew about the Da Vinci boxes. The Work ( half of Da Vinci's output over his whole long-life mashed into oblivion, some say into the Tuscany sky. I digress but they say it sounds like a wolf's howl then Leonardos' dreams flew over Fienze & people swear they can see it. In the twi-light of course after some nice Grappa?
Da Vinci was a great visionary. We buy into his genius. I believe that each of us (I mean each & all), in a small way we can help to create & be involved with great contemporary projects. There's the STAR in us all! God bless you all! I must go now, but I ' ll be back.
So U think, How we Gonna get Billy his Bones?
B's bot 2 clever but )he's sound? YEAH. This was when " The Big Gardner Grass-Up where everybody got away-Boston Mail. Then they got the ransom demand for the painting, yeah? OK, next up? con man sends in wrong paint chips yet it looked like it was Vermeer? WTF?
Mafia was involved. Keep'emPeeled. Sent with Writer.

Sunday, 26 February 2012

Do U 'ave copy-paste-ego-dEzEZ?

Do U copy stuff then pretend it's Urs! U suffer from id-disease. It's a malady of the eGo; ref: Sigmund Freud. Do U wanna be cured? When cured, U will be considered an "Original", (Nothing that's easy to obtain, [ isn't worth having '] ). This is not about stopping to copy stuff- it's about knowing why Ur copying & why U must acknowledge those that be copied. Many will create aRt that they believe original,et al other works, while unknowingly( to themselves ) they're copying , ie-George Harrison & My Sweet Lord. So how do U learn how to cure this disease? Obvious but this needs Therapy. I can recommend a blu-ray DVD with interactive features ( so it's like being at a Doctors treatment room ), & a book to guide the road to good health & a new truth within the creators work. Master-pieces Await! Keep'emPeeled.

Nunc Est Bibendum

Friday, 24 February 2012

Transactional Analysis-Mind Games-Ego&Id

Transactional Analysis-Mind Games-Ego&Id
Parent-Adult-Child Control/Nurture-neg/pos approachs.
Or The Drama Triangle-Persecutor-Victim-Rescuer
Beware "Yes, but", after they ask U 4 advice & so on.
People play mind-games all the time. U have to be aware @allTimes! They want Attention & Affirmation of Status. Need 4 Approval. Drama. Be aware of "games". Discounts=sweeping statements that distort reality. Gimmix=Ur own irrational needs that get U involved. So identify when a game begins & learn the moves. Then U can bow out by refusing to play, denying Ur Gimmix. Look out for that "feeling of unease"-it means you're in a game. Try to point out you are aware what's happening. Always respond as adult-never child.
Get Out-if they keep playing after U told them NO! ,then unplug from relationship.
Find their needs & deprive! Starve them.

GIMMIX- yeah! Ur krapola. If U know what Ur Prob's were. U could fix UrsElf. Honest Introspection. Think/Act Ur way out! U Be in Control, not others.
* I Must Be (blanc)-self expectations can be used against U, R U being realistic? Must can read-can try to be/if I want it so. So, Avoid "skewy" motivations like- being reasonable or helpful. These situations can be used to snare U in a trap. Get outta there Dude!
*The Partner who Complains about Everything Game-
" P wants U not to talk about it. Later P says U want to force it outta me, when U were fine. So P freaks out & says U don't lUv me anymore. See anything similar? The only way for U to help P would be if U were a mutant; a Telepath(2BsUre).
* Without Me, the Family would fall apart Game-
OK, say U died(God forbid)-? Now, next-time F asks U 4 a favor, say"NO". Observe what happens next, what ploy shall ensue? Then act out the rest. Repeat this but each time say "NO" a bit further along & see what comes next. Learn the ways of F. Eventually, U will win this Game. Keep'emPeeled.


Tuesday, 21 February 2012

Saturday, 18 February 2012

Thursday, 16 February 2012

Tuesday, 14 February 2012

Monday, 13 February 2012

On I'm a f*cking living legend I am on that Visnaw thing. Going on down to a new playlist into a new thing that means I'm aluminizing on the really Alohea or whatever you got lady! Lucielle's use of robot has not went unnoticed, my dear? Will you be available for Satan Supper as usual?i fear we need your great will that will be usable but I'm digressing noble sister I hope you & Lucielle get on . Maybe you going to that despairingly but okay Robin might save the day! Wow,okay?


Sunday, 12 February 2012


http://s1227.photobucket.com/albums/ee436/AstroNutter/?action=view¤t=237baa75.jpg  Clutter, what is it? Stuff that ended up together in a confined space over time. So- Stuff+Space over Time =s+s divided by t  So much 4 math. Aesthetically, it's a mess of artefacts gathered bit by bit over a certain period of time, that shall we say has been abandoned(as is with all art not under a budget) & now is a pile of shattered dreams that were doomed to be disappointing. Of course said artefacts may be worth money, or perhaps in some way salvageable (unless you have a backyard like Citizen Kane, I would advise you to equate hoarding as an answer to Ur clutter problem, with complete disdain. Best set a sign above your front door" Abandon Hope, All Inside Be Debris " ; for this is a place where things forgotten are worshipped. Look at the clutter in a way you would an old pair of sneakers. Yes, it was fun! Now you look a bit sad & need to go to the bin. Cruel 2B Kind, an oxymoron & also a paradox; with bits in between.   Leaving a room they way it was when its occupant went the way of The King, will leave a bad chi therein. So, sweep out the old, bring in the new. Don't put that old stuff under the sofa or on a shelf. In the bin. Or The Tate (modern). BUrSelFrEUrSoul-Nu song soon . Keep'emPeeled.

Saturday, 11 February 2012



I just made a song with GarageBand on my iPad and I wanted you to hear it.

Take a listen...

Friday, 10 February 2012

I made a song with GarageBand on my iPad


I just made a song with GarageBand on my iPad and I wanted you to hear it.

Take a listen...

Thursday, 9 February 2012

Doz It Matter?

the best light for Astronomy is red. Ya gotta get Dark-Adapted!     Look, pirates used to where an eye-patch. Why? Somwhen they went b'lo dx open the  patch U see in the dark! B all U cn B! Life mimix U uuse img Zenith celestial meridian azimuth - Alritude & plane horizontal. So? The Star? Ok,. we got-matter, yeah? de facto! we got-anti-matter?, then dark- matter, yeah , so, doesn't matter? , maybe, perhaps?

Shot with 8mm App

Tuesday, 7 February 2012

check out my IntoInfinity Mix!

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Sunday, 5 February 2012

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