The Pelican Force: Russia;circa-when they had the Czars. When major…

The Pelican Force: Russia;circa-when they had the Czars. When major cities in Russia grew, they had pigeon problems. They were sky rats, bring diseases to the newly formed cities. So the Czar decided to import pelicans from the East into the city parks, building water features that would attract people, who would feed the sky rats. The pelicans used to be harsh reality of life in the cold versus living with sky rats to eat? No problems. The Czar even sent pelicans to all other rulers of his time, for the plague of pigeons. In many public parks around Europe, there are The Pelican Force! Munching away @skyRats!

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Run your car on water- Bob Lazar

With everything based around THe Pandemic, time for something lighter.

Space X Send Men To ISS! Keep’emPeeled

UFO: Pilot That Challenged!

Pilot Jifari Sightings: a famous one was in Iran. Pilot Jifari F-16 saw a ufo as did radar on the ground. A dogfight ensued but when the ufo sent a probe towards the F-16 the pilot panicked & sent a missile but it jams everything! His plane stalls beginning a free fall. His radios gone, all dial readings are crazy! Even the gun & all missilery. After 9 seconds all the planes functions returned to normal & Jifari regained control of the plane. The ufo was gone.

When Pilot Jifari lands, he is silenced. Once a thing gets classified? Then that's it! Top Secret. Unless ur in the know then u don't need to know. Eventually people learned but too late to search for the UFO? Keep'emPeeled

Ancient History: The Pyramids: nobody knows when or who built them. Back in 18-oatcake…

The Pyramids: nobody knows when or who built them. Back in 18-oatcake, an archaeologist, a certain Lord Fontelroy (sic) decided after years of fantastic research, was without an answer. He could find no clue as to who built the Gr8 Pyramid. He then, made an error of judgment. He took a chisel & defiled the so called "tomb" in The Gr8 Pyramid, by inscribing a fake cartouche. On it said- 'KuFu' -a Pharaoh from the middle dynasty, a pack of lies made by Lord British Empire. & the lies were even on a bath that was mistaken for a tomb. Said tomb was wasn't. You see it was a bath that the high born could use. The Priests controlled it's operations. 1st they fired musical frequencies of 440 at it -A perfect A in today's western music . This tone would be joined by other Pythagorean scales. They hoped to live longer by this effect. Fruit would stay fresh. Swords would Sharpen! It was from The Gods!
The inscription by the Lord was a lie! It was a lie. No one knows how old the Egyptian pyramids are?

Movie: Alien Abduction :Fake

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alien_Abduction_(2005_film)?wprov=sfti1


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Alien Abduction : Travis Walton -True!

Travis went through it! Keep'emPeeled

Movies:”The Duke” -John Wayne

A true hero of a bygone age. The Duke! Keep'emPeeled

Pandemic Northern Ireland; No Covid-19 deaths for 1st day.

In this prison the older men were falling to it. But! No deaths today! Keep'emPeeled

Pandemic: Alistair Cambell’s Views¡

The old wolf does an interview that bites at the behind of the current government!
Well done sir! Check it out! Truth is like trust, u need to dig deep to get the return. Keep'emPeeled

Military Slang:

Military Slang:
A:
Addlings - money accruedp
Adrift, Admirals Mate,
Aimer=driver. Ali Barba= theif
angel truck=ambulance.
B:
Badged=special forces. Bagoff=sex
Bang Box=gun turret Basha=shelter
Biff Chit=sicky bumble=stroll
Bind=obstruction/nuisance
Beached=retired. Beaded=worried
Ugly woman=BinLiner Blades=SAS
C:
Chef=cabbage commando knackered=CHINSTRAPs!
Top teacher=creamy Bored=choker
Look behind=check 6
Rifle =custard hit by enemy=catch a packet
D:
Utensils=diggers hidden=doggo Darky=lost plane Dekko=look
Miss Out=dipped. Skive=Do A Never.


Okay have the laughing really dance bases Simon the beach it was indigenous Annonay stop

Court I arrive on court as she danced on the beach stop

Roffilling=laughing like a hyena.


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