Laser Beams : Paralax.

Concave reflectors can be utilised when the source is centred at the focus point. This effect can be used when a parallel beam is needed. The "cat" can testify!  Yet, when incurring such an extreme form of Reality- perhaps a unified multiverse, would & could cause a calamity within a paradox & so on, so probably is best left undone : ask Scrodinger's "cat" : this "experiment" has been tried out in "reality" to disastrous effect. 
   Quantum mechanics state a postulation that if followed correctly, predicates that if the constant (speed of light ) was exceeded, then a whole rift would tear through the fabric of Time- as we know it. So? & Now? Theory exists for the purpose of illumination & the great aRt is in not being blinded (by the science) or hoodwinked by facades of incredible strangeness & quark+charm+glamour hunting. Where wAs I? Oh! Parabolic mirrors! Yes! If you feed the input with the same input, you will get an engagement of the Feedback Syndrome (looping), within which, you will find images that repeat as in  say, Fractals'.  
    In our dreams we can glimpse the "UN-reality " of such environments. I digress but, we must be wary of things that can destroy us.  Parallel beams can & should enable Mankind to "beam" matter in one state, to matter in another place or Dimension. But, what if you put in a hat, then sent it to say, our nearest habitable planet? Maybe it may result in relation to the "being" or essence of the Thing: sensors are out- messages are incoming!  E.G. if an object is moving in front of you then it will appear to manoeuvre swiftly, while the same object will move more slowly as you navigate away from it- The Parallax Viewpoint. Ergo, said "hat" could terminate its bon voyage as an umbrella; given the phenomenon thus forged.  Keep'emPeeled. 

Football Hooligans

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Adolf Hitler(Ego-Maniac) - Schalke: The Fuhrer was reputedly a fan of Schalke, who won the German title six times while Hitler was in charge of Germany. So we checked and double-checked whether the club board between 1933 and 1945 had named a stand the 'Führer Stand', yes they did.

Idi Amin(Sub-Human) - Hayes FC: The Ugandan dictator became a fan of Hayes as a result of his years spent in the British army (in which he served for 15 years) where he was deeply impressed by a colleague who constantly talked up the achievements of the non-league West London club. The fool believed it.

Colonel Gaddafi(Idiot) - Liverpool: Among the artefacts found after the fall of the Libyan leader was a Liverpool shirt signed by then players, leading some to claim that Gaddafi was a fan of the Reds. The idea isn't actually all that far-fetched: One of Gaddafi's sons, Al-Saadi Gaddafi, was seen regularly in  The Kop.

Radovan Karadzic(Tin-Pot Nobody) - Inter Milan: The Bosnian Serb war criminal was a fan of the Serie A giants due to their signing of Serbian players Sinisa Mihajlović and Dejan Stanković. His nephew sold a story to an Italian newspaper recently that while Karadzic was still a fugitive he risked arrest by going to watch matches.

Osama Bin Laden(Rich&Insane) - Arsenal: Rumours claim that the Al Qaeda chief and mastermind of the 9/11 attacks became a fan of the north London club after watching matches at Highbury several times while visiting Britain & planning terrorist attacks.  He is also said to have bought one of his sons an Ian Wright replica of a wax dummy. Seemingly  at one point, Gunners fans took his supposed fandom well by creating a special chant: "Osama, woah-oh / Osama, woah-woah-woah-woah / He's hiding in Kabul / He loves the Arsenal."

General Franco(Onanist-chronic) - Real Madrid: The Spanish fascist leader was renowned as a fan of the Madrid club, so much so that the club came to be regarded by many almost as the official side of the regime and were referred to openly as 'Franco's “moustachioed” team'. Yet it didn't start out that way: Franco originally supported Real's arch-rivals Atletico Madrid, originally an army side, whom didn’t approve of facial hirsutism!Believe it so, and in fact his later support of Real was as much a case of the dictator jumping on the whiskers bandwagon than to bask in the club's glory in the early days of the European Cup, which they won the first five times it was played from 1956-1960.

Benito Mussolini(Who ate All the Pies?) - Bologna: The Italian fascist dictator was a staunch Bologna fan ( & he was full of Baloney ) from the time they were formed in 1909; the side thrived after he came to power in 1922, winning the Italian title in 1925, 1929, 1936, 1937, 1939 and 1941. Indeed, the club's neo-medieval stadium was heralded by Il Duce as a symbol of his beliefs, calling it, "a shining example of what can be done with a huge bowl & ingredients for making BIG PIES!”.  

Josef Stalin (Mass-Murderer ) - Dynamo Moscow: The club was set up by one of Stalin's most loyal (and feared) henchmen, KGB chief Ivan The (not as) Terrible(but still quite bad) Beria, and was effectively KGB United for several decades. Football was a big deal to Uncle Joe: when the USSR lost an Olympic match to Yugoslavia in 1952, a furious Stalin ordered the army's CSKA Moscow team (which had supplied most of the players) to be sent to Siberia to his “holiday” camps.

Nicolae Ceausescu (Anal Retentive) - Steaua Bucharest: The Romanian side was actually owned by the national army prior to the 1989 revolution, and Ceausescu supported and enabled the enforced hairstyle of the players - among them Gheorghe Hagi and Gheorghe Popescu  without the agreement of either the players or  original clubs.: remember the forced front combed look? It was a policy that helped Steaua win the league for six consecutive seasons in the 1980s, collect the European Cup in 1986, and set a European record of 104 matches unbeaten in the league. With those hair-do’s , you couldn’t blame ‘em! Keep’emPeeled.

Punk Scooter (drive-by)

Punk Scooter (drive-by) Imagine -aPunk & his gal doing a drive-by shooting a pump action shotgun ainto massed Yuppies @canarywharf? Keep'emPeeled.