Tuesday, 6 April 2010

Bugs! I Hate the Basterds!

OK! I'm just setting this blog up, so there's little bollox crapola here, there & up many a dark crevice. Not to worry shipmates. Soon we'll be slammin'. A little story for ye in the meantime. As a boy me & some pals got into a bit of bother down the swimming pool. The Rozzers were called. One of my mates says "False names & adresses, OK?". When they arrived said miscreant delivered his lies. One of the Rozzers says "So, your my next-door neighbor then?"
The moral of the tale is apparent. Don't tell Pork-Pies! Keep 'em Peeled, The Professor

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