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Sunday 12 February 2012
Clutter
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Clutter, what is it? Stuff that ended up together in a confined space over time. So-
Stuff+Space over Time =s+s divided by t
So much 4 math. Aesthetically, it's a mess of artefacts gathered bit by bit over a certain period of time, that shall we say has been abandoned(as is with all art not under a budget) & now is a pile of shattered dreams that were doomed to be disappointing. Of course said artefacts may be worth money, or perhaps in some way salvageable (unless you have a backyard like Citizen Kane, I would advise you to equate hoarding as an answer to Ur clutter problem, with complete disdain. Best set a sign above your front door" Abandon Hope, All Inside Be Debris " ; for this is a place where things forgotten are worshipped. Look at the clutter in a way you would an old pair of sneakers. Yes, it was fun! Now you look a bit sad & need to go to the bin. Cruel 2B Kind, an oxymoron & also a paradox; with bits in between.
Leaving a room they way it was when its occupant went the way of The King, will leave a bad chi therein. So, sweep out the old, bring in the new. Don't put that old stuff under the sofa or on a shelf. In the bin. Or The Tate (modern). BUrSelFrEUrSoul-Nu song soon . Keep'emPeeled.
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Thursday 9 February 2012
Doz It Matter?
the best light for Astronomy is red. Ya gotta get Dark-Adapted!
Look, pirates used to where an eye-patch. Why? Somwhen they went b'lo dx open the
patch U see in the dark! B all U cn B! Life mimix U uuse img Zenith celestial meridian
azimuth - Alritude & plane horizontal. So? The Star? Ok,. we got-matter, yeah? de facto!
we got-anti-matter?, then dark- matter, yeah , so, doesn't matter? , maybe, perhaps?
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Tuesday 31 January 2012
Old Boy
Old Boy
When I went back as a mature student, my college were a Cronkite! Never listened to my personsal pre-requisites, they didn't unerstan'. I needed the impetus that the class gave me(I was an old geezer); to get me back started at being alive again! Ye ken? But they woz kids. Even the Tutors(although wizened wit' wrinkles & loss of thez"Mop-Top".) we're kids. (They learn from stoopit parents who didn't listen to their own Mums & Dads). Life can be hard! Stuff jumped over a few generations & we got smart heathy kids who are morally inept(not their fault & I believe that the kids will prevail.). Just look at any kid on the street & say he ain't gonna make it? You bet your ass he will! We just gotta tell them kids that we luv 'em & they gonna get Heaven On Earth. Believe this. It is the Truth
& it don't let ya alone. I digress, Pick on the old guy! He's a failure! That's what the teacher said to the young students,.When I left the classroom. I have had a grey beard for aeons!4 F#<>$ sake! When you reach my age? Then you can Crow! Keep'emPeeled.
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Monday 9 January 2012
Hat- Lady on Kill&Burn Highway
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The Gloriuos 7th
If U wanna B a soldier? U can cum & join with me
U can Fight with all the big boys.
In a structured ruled army!
U can B like General Custer with the 7th Calvary
R U willing to go where bold men know
The Dead do rest & @sunset
We dance, get drunk & learn to forget
;a lover soon puts the rest to bed.
All that's best.The Forces of Glory!
In a sense makes Presidents'
Listen to the Drums! March 2 the Beat!, feel it on the street.
Soon, U'll be part of History!
There's no one pulling strings here
A man is what he is. Same goes for U ladies
If U can do it? Yeah, U'r IN?
Geddit? Keep'emPeeled.
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Monday 26 December 2011
False Modesty = Liar Bum On Fire
People want praise. It's one of the highest levels of the hierarchy of needs.
So anyone who says like " I just don't think I'm all that good, really ". = false modesty. Usually they look down to the left & wait for some praise.
Look, I hope what you do is good & entertains. Just-
Leave it to all those people you will never meet formally .
That's what FAME is all about. Strangers' like your stuff so much they'll pay their hard earned cash to pay to see/hear/experience Ur stuff, Capice?
Keep'emPeeled. .
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Monday 19 December 2011
I Help Guy In A Wheelchair
http://bit.ly/vD5LvT Doing a bit on the High Road. Keep'emPeeled.
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Sunday 11 December 2011
Why Not Just Take All The Blame?
Why Not Just Take All The Blame?? New Electro mix. Keep'emPeeled.
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Monday 5 December 2011
Uranus & Neptune 2 giant balls ( of gas )
Beyond, there is Uranus ( say the word quickly so it doesn't sound like a moronic joke ) & Neptune.They are 2 huge balls (I kid U not) made of gas. They orbit our star Sol. This is what we seriously call The Outer Limits ( of our system ). Neptune is blue as it is made of methane (. Very stinky, don't go there on holiday ). Buddies of Sir Patrick Moore, Christ Lintoot & BruceLee Felcher were using the onboard cam of Voyager2 when it did a few turns ( orbits ),around these magnificent gas giants. Uranus has a beautiful greenish tint. While Neptune has an azure blueness that quite simply cannot be expressed in words. U gotta go there to appreciate it; I'd stay at 5,000 KMs' out ; else you get sucked out into deep space due to the warp field array left by the Andromedian aliens. So far, so good. OK, I know, Ur gonna say they're boring 'coz there's no storms or volcanos & so forth but wait! OK? Look towards the north pole and you can see that I formed an S shape on Uranus ( pic#1no mean feat! ). There was however some after Fx on the rest of planet. With incredible stuff at the south pole &, wait 4 it,.. A new ring! Not as huge and astounding as say Saturn's, but nice to eye; provided U go have a peek with a telescope such as the Hubble Or the excellent Hampstead Observatory( which can be hired in red glare ferocity for mere bagatelle to all men of this world ).
So, what about Neptune ( the Old Man Of Time ) ,I hear from the snearing cowards up in the Gods? Well abuse asides, it took 3 atomic hydrogen bombs to get the Fx I was
after. Boy, them suckers take lots of heavy metal! Wear regulation rad-glasses or retina burn out means a lotta op's. Check out the red glares of these 3 huge doodahs! Maid In Heaven! Play Be-Bop Deluxe track of same name to be in the same frame ( of mind ).
U see, Uranus takes 8 Earth years give or take a few par-secs for its Solar year. So a season lasts for 2 years Earth-time & et al. [Oh, check out this page soon 4 BlackDonalds news ]. & Stop laughing about Uranus! It's a planet with a funny name OK! Let's move on. Soon U come 2 the Virgin Plains of Neptune ( where I dropped the clangers ). Bright red & lots of after-burn 3 whoppers! ; pic#2,3. Triton a satellite( moon ) of Neptune, is a vast metallic sphere where many craters give it a look not dissimilar to Earth's Moon. Geezers R regularly going off there to shoot their load & it's got volcanos' . Just be sure no-ones looking chaps? Jokes aside, it's an exciting place 2Go B4 U get sucked into the vortex I mentioned earlier. Paul Able another pal of the great Sir Patrick who does lots for charity & is an authority on the subject. He says " What AstroNutter has done is put Uranus back on the star-map, his bold planet aRt must held in the highest of esteem! Never since the time of Herschell has anyone given so much to our profession!" & so forth ( check podcast on iTunes 4 in depth interview). Uranus can currently be seen in the northern hemisphere just below the Pisces circlet ( the green hue) as a bright star-like object not to be confused with the Great Square of Pegasus.
Moving closer in the storms on Saturn bear close scrutiny as so it's satellite Europa where life swirls in its deep oceans. Mars! Yes, what of the grand old chum of Mummy Earth? Well the Phobos Grunt is a probe that's been sent in to gather data for BP & the Reds Under Our Beds but got lathered by the top Yank Curiosity Got The Plank. Why send a robot to do a sentient beings job, right? Arthur C Clark pic#4 went to set up moon base 1 but due to meteorites & asteroids was forced to put it underground on the dark side of the moon. Still, from tiny acorns or l'argent non fait pas la bon vite.
Keep'emPeeled.
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Sunday 4 December 2011
Black Donalds
What a band! Sonic Rape! Never, ever, live your life without being raped by the Black Donalds'. This is tour de force'. You cannot ever rock until these guys roll you. New bass player was a revelation. Whatever you do, go to see/listen to Thee Black Donalds'! Keep'emPeeled.
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Socrates - Hero!
Taken from the diary of Plato: circa
During the Spartan uprising Socrates was called to fight for his country. Being a coward by nature he formed a strategy of cunning regarding his deployment ( he would hide when battle commenced ). After he went through the tooling up stage where they gave him a spade & strong sandals ( apparently he would help dig trenches? ), he strode forth into the breach, actually it was a beach ( the warship had arrived at The vicinity Lesbos north, a place Socrates pondered would be much nicer if he were with friends, debating wether air was an heavier element than fire? He mused. Yes, if air could be stuck down ( which it can't ), & fire was given an area to cover ( which it won't ) thence a comparison could be made ( which will never happen )? SOCRATES!, someone was shouting his name. He turned, the calling man's head, burst. When a flaming projectile hits a mans head, it , well, bursts! Fire balls flew through the air, everywhere men were running hither & thither. Socrates pondered. Suddenly he was running. Socrates had never ran, at least not since childhood. The clumsy sandals! They got stuck in the sand. He fell, arms flailing! Socrates pulled onto the rope of a mule that was pulling a cart of spears. The rope got tangled in the beasts ballsack. It gave a huge whinney & ran of into a ditch. The cart full of spears, now free, careered down a walkway & off a ridge. As it fell a fireball hit said cart of spears & sent a cascade of burning spears down on the climbing Spartans'! The usually heroic Spartan warriors, on seeing their comrades up ahead screaming in pain with burning spears piercing them each & everyway, panicked. Signals meant to start a wall of bombarding Logs were sent to the archers ( who fired into the advancing Spartan front ). Believing that the Greeks had somehow sprang an attack from the middle of the Spartan horde, they started to hack at each other! Chaos reigned & a fleeing man knocked over a table that Upset a buckets of goose fat that caught alight & spread to the Spartan generals tent. This resulted in a scurry of orders involving the Spartans full retreat! As the Spartans scrambled onto their ships, the news of Brave Socrates & his heroic deeds spread through the Athenian forces. "Socrates Defeats Spartans Single-Handed! ". By then of course, Socrates was well on his way home( scurrying from bush to bush , cave to cave ), vowing never to go to wAr ever again.
Subsequently, Socrates dined frequently with young soldiers who would bring red wine & good meat for him & his woman ( he'd even get some old sandals & pretend they were the ones he wore & sell them to any young fool who had more money than sense ). His wife would cook away happily in the cucina as he recounted his bravery, which at each telling swelled into even greater deeds! Plato recalled " Socrates never once admitted his slice of luck that day. Only on his deathbed he whispered to me thus the true story as he'd deduced he could not milk it further. He was a canny man.".
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Sunday 27 November 2011
Bad actors, crappy locations & no script at all! Yeah. A foreign "aRt" film. Bolllox!
A movie should be about entertainment, not some weirdo's obsession with some ugly bitch he was once in love with, used to wank off to( spat at him ), fucking cunt! How can you love someone who has ears that big anyhow? Dumbo! I don' t wanna see some bastard from the other side of the world pissing! OK? I got Qi! I love J-horror, & Godzilla vs Gamera is a masterpiece but, don't give me foreign dudes taking a wee. OK! That ain't entertainment. The Seven Samurai is probably the best film ever made. It's got the lot! Every plot point & character virtue/flaw multiplied by a force of ten! What I don't want is them giving the rim a splash. At least put the seat up! Sorry,honourable person, but they don't got seats where you come from? Go take a dump in the streets, then when insects get stuck in your shit you can sell it as food! Am I ranting? Check out Shinya Sukamoto (sue me if I got it wrong ) for a great big scare! The ending of all endings is to be found in One Missed Call ( every time you think it's all over, it just ramps up the levels for more, more, more! ). Seemingly he (Sukamoto) started wetting the bed( read, uncomfortable sleeping mat in the East ) after watching said Godzilla movie who he believed was created by the atomic bombs dropped by Enola Gay & Pals ( actually his Granpappy told him this in a dream, being vaporised by the above in 1945). Tetsuo, his wet dream, a pure eroticism meshed with machine imagery that for the viewer is intended to indicate a compensation for the lack of softness involved in sex. Perhaps a fundamental urge for breast-feeding or castration syndrome( in the Fruedian concept ) can be the root of it all. It makes for darn fine J-horror! Coffee, please?
Ringu(The Ring ) sic, possibly the greatest of all psychological serial killing movies due to the motivations of vendetta stands alone; taking a wiz all over the genre it apes. So, giving the Land of the Rising Sun 10 outta 10, no more taking the piss please( pun intended). Via Copenhagen, Carl Theodore Dreyer & his bastard sons Lars Von Trier/Thomas Vinterberg, run amok! Iconoclasts of the highest calibre. They chucked away the tripod of Zen & replaced it with reality ( shaky stuff ), & a pinch of Reisenstal's Nurembergs' Rallies' ( if you remember the '40's you weren't really there ). Dogme ( the genre, not the sexual activity ), please? Von Trier writes his production notes on the wall of his office, so like Abbey Road Studios London, it gets a white wash every now & again; a shame for collectors of such incomprehensible prose. Yet they worship at the altar of pure cinematography. Attention to detail is paramount! Make a wrong edit-"you're fired!". You see, going over the top is all about trying to get to the enemies trench before a bullet/s end your mission. Then, you have to kill the enemies, then you have to regroup & get ready for the next over the top. How long can you keep it up? Before the audience walks out. A pebble in your shoe. Mmm, no, just entertain, OK? Why do people like Keyboard Cat? It's a guy under the table moving the cats arms to the beat ( mic' it up & it would sound like a crock 'o shit now ). Not to be confused with the Greatest work of all World Cinema" Apocalypse Now" . Platoon/Full Metal Jacket et al. La Haine( the Hate ) sic, signalled the last days of celluloid. Ape mimic Ape? Spike Jones, different class. The Pizza Parlour smash-up is intoxicating ( watch it on DVD then pause & try to get up off your sofa,..yeah?).Wim Wenders & co'. Werner Hertzog blah,. Jean Luc Godard blah. All greats. With Film you can create then waffle about what you meant. Johnny & his merry bunch of compatriots will never tire of this( in broken English, or blank-aise). With furrowed eyebrows & dark undertones locked into each phrase they, well, look into the distance while prattling on about the existentialism inherent in their work. They wish to share their vision with the world & without them, the world would be a an empty place.
Dead As Disco. We should embrace World Cinema. Look beyond the sometimes squalid ness of the surrounding environment & join an obscure film group. Actually start one @yourplace.com. Invite friends from FaceBook you've never met to your home, to watch some weird crap about an Eastern gentleman taking a piss. Go on! Nobodies watching, honest. I can't finish without a nod to " Old Boy". What a movie! Sick & Perverted, it remains a vision of male dominion over the gentler of genders that all assholes should beware of. Cast the first stone, ye who is without sin.
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Saturday 26 November 2011
All truths, innovations are in the beginning, blasphemies. Mmm? Yet who is to deny the way forward if in such way therein waits the destruction of the status quo? Everything you once believed in was in effect, smote, abandoned? What then? You can yell "I'm a celebrity! Get me outta here?". The bugs, the snakes, the creepy-crawlies will keep on smothering ya!
Hell? Heaven? Where will you end? That's what you think about when your nearly dead.
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Saturday 19 November 2011
Saif Gadaffi Captured
He hurt his hand! He got it caught while it was in the cookie jar of the Libyan people. He's a fucking murderer! Pig-gut him! 'Nuff Said.
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Saturday 12 November 2011
Football Spain
Barcelona in the semi-finals of the Euro-Cup. At around 20 minutes Chelsea scored from an outside of the box screamer that the keeper & referee + linesmen could not question. For the rest of the game Chelsea beat Barcelona each & every way, yet the ref' & linesmen would disallow any goal, penalty claim or offside decision in favour of Barcelona. A one minute from the end Barcelona scored; and went on to the final. A travesty! Nothing changes. Eurocrats wanted Barcelona to win. Chelsea should have won the game by 3 clear gaols at least. Why do I say this? I sit watching England play Spain in a friendly, I'm sick of the tippy, tap tap lazy crap! Let UK/Irish teams play the game with our blood & thunder approach & give us the freedom of a game without cheating! Stamp Out Stranger Subterfuge! =SOSS Keep'emPeeled
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Brainwashing
Numbers, permutations, ratios', there are many ways where the Math does it. Do The Math! The King who said "Whatever you desire?". " 1 gold piece on the 1st square of a chessboard then double it on the next then et al for the rest" replied the wily man. The king was bankrupt well before the board was filled. Numbers are slippery. In thinking we try to find patterns until we find recognition. Of a situation.
Governments/Institutions try to abolish thought. They set up routine patterns of thought so that thinking is no longer needed. This works; people are lazy & so are easily brainwashed. Once you become content, you are complacent & ready to be controlled. Keep'emPeeled.
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Greek Tradegy 2
Not since Alexander The Great died (choking on his vomit as he lay in a pool of his own piss & shit ) has those Bubble & Squeaks been so down & out! They got $ 200 billion from the Eurozone then urinated it all against the Berlin Wall. OK!, that's like
making every one of those sticky greasers multi-millionaires! We, All know that they end up fatso, blubber, sofa-stuck freeloaders. Now they wanna vote wether to accept another pig-feast at the Euro trough! Fuck 'em! Let them eat each other. Soon there will be only the thin, slippery Macedonians left. They can get to together with the 300 and as they're all gay, no-more will be born. Then we can sort out the mess they made of the conservation of the beautiful buildings those fatsos' failed to do!
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Friday 26 August 2011
MARS ANOMALY: Strange artifact caught by rover Spirit.
Friday 12 August 2011
Wednesday 20 April 2011
NuStuffComing
Hi you SpaceCadettes! Nu stuff is on it's way. Just consolidating & editing some crazy bids. Keep'emPeeled.
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